Golf is better than sex because....

• 18 - You don't have to sneak your golf magazines into the house.
• 17 - If you are having trouble with golf, it is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to show you how to improve your technique.
• 16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything about golf
• 15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you golfing, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet when you become famous
• 14 - Your golf partner won't keep asking questions about other partners you've golfed with.
• 13 - It's perfectly respectable to golf with a total stranger
• 12 - When you see a really good golfer, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you golfing together
• 11 - If your regular golf partner isn't available, he/she won't object> if you golf with someone else.
• 10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you golf by yourself.
• 9 - When dealing with a golf pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.
• 8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy golf stuff.
• 7 - You can have a golf calendar on your wall at the office, tell golf jokes and invite coworkers to golf with you without getting sued for harassment.
• 6 - There is no such thing as a golf transmitted disease.
• 5 - If you want to watch golf on television, you don't have to subscribe to a premium cable channel.
• 4 - Nobody expects you to promise to golf with just one partner for the rest of your life.
• 3 - Nobody expects you to give up golfing if your partner loses interest in the game.
• 2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily for the enjoyment of golf.

AND FINALLY

• 1 - Your golf partner will never say, "What? We just golfed last week. Is that all you ever think about?"

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